http://backalleytabernacle.com Wed, 25 Feb 2009 14:21:07 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Tod: You see this? Danny: Holy shit dude. I hope this is what the future is like.... an earth being stalked by massive boombox robots. T: That's exactly what the future will look like! Only issue is what tunes they're playing. D: I'M THE KING OF ROCK! THERE IS NONE HIGHER! ... http://backalleytabernacle.com/?p=1043 Lauren Winkelman is a photographer I found through another photographer I found through the West Coast Polaroid scene. Her photos got style, and so does she. But beyond that, I didn't know all that much about her. Which made her a perfect subject for an interview. So ... http://backalleytabernacle.com/?p=972 I'm jealous of all you west coast people, all hanging out in the sunshine like plump little oranges. Must be nice. News flash: I'm fucking freezing over here. It's 19 degrees. Which is very cold. Do you know what that's like? Imagine the coldest ... http://backalleytabernacle.com/?p=1013 A wee bit ago I and my friend Ian came up with the idea of interviewing strangers in the park. A way of talking lots of pictures and doing lots of interviews, all at once. So after advertising on a few websites, I photographed and interviewed anyone willing ... http://backalleytabernacle.com/?p=974 The Aftermath People gawking at you. Children tapping the window with their sticky fingers. Everyone shouting at you to look his or her way. “Do something interesting for Christ’s sake.” Animals can’t understand English. But I can. “Jesus! Did you see that girl? She just fell!” Why thank you, sir, yes, ... http://backalleytabernacle.com/?p=966 http://backalleytabernacle.com/?p=963 Audrey Kawasaki is an amazing artist whose work I've been aware of for years, but whom I only met a short while ago. Matter of fact, I was half-convinced she was imaginary, the figment of my friend Bryan's fevered brain. This is not true. She is real. ... http://backalleytabernacle.com/?p=934 This morning a co-worker, Analesia (and for the record, I hereby verbally slap all parents who name their children with a name that starts with “Anal”), turned another year older. In honor of this occasion there was a breakfast feast unfurled upon the coffee-breathed, cubicled masses, still thawing out ... http://backalleytabernacle.com/?p=937 Those of us at the 'Nacle would like to wish all of you a Good December, whether you're barking at the moon, dancing naked around a bonfire or just listening to your parents go senile, we hope it's the best one of these yet! Remember to be thankful for ... http://backalleytabernacle.com/?p=930 It's like a lactating tit. Those guys've been makin' cheese for a hundred years. You smell that smoky smell? They're smoking the cheese. I like it with a little sliced capicolla or sopressata; nothing too heavy. Speaking of which, did I tell you what I like to make for breakfast ... http://backalleytabernacle.com/?p=923