The Future

Front Page — The Tabernacle on February 25, 2009 at 10:21 am

Tod: You see this?

Danny: Holy shit dude. I hope this is what the future is like…. an earth being stalked by massive boombox robots.

T: That’s exactly what the future will look like! Only issue is what tunes they’re playing.

D: I’M THE KING OF ROCK! THERE IS NONE HIGHER! SUCKER MC’S SHOULD CALL ME SIRE! TO BURN MY KINGDOM YOU MUST USE FIRE! I WON’T STOP ROCKIN TILL I RETIRE! …as it pounds over the ruins of our cities…

T: Can we get someone to animate this sequence? We’ll cut to ruined metros all over the world, with the lyrics translated each time…..straggling survivors look up with distrust….slowly the spark hits their eyes and they start breaking….pull out and it’s a global dance jam…..

D: We gotta make this thing. It’ll make Wall-E look ridiculous.

5 Comments »

  1. the tabernacle is sleeping… all of ‘em. don’t wake the beast. shhhhh.

    Comment by shhh — March 27, 2009 @ 5:53 pm
  2. is that equipped with a dual cassette deck to make mix tapes for the girlfriends?

    Comment by Farmer — April 5, 2009 @ 9:04 pm
  3. Ghetto AT-AT

    Comment by Frank Castle — April 21, 2009 @ 1:41 pm
  4. http://manta.univ.gda.pl/~polejnic/tehfuture/

    Comment by . — April 30, 2009 @ 2:44 pm
  5. Holy shit, that’s amazing.

    Comment by The Tabernacle — May 3, 2009 @ 9:18 pm

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