Turns out those trailers FEMA handed out to survivors of Hurricane Katrina? The ones that people have been living in, as their homes were obliterated? They got Formaldehyde in ‘em. That’s right, the chemical they put in dead folk to keep ‘em from decomposing. The chemical the European Union is banning, because it’s carcinogenic. It’s all up in the trailers.

Which maybe explains the headaches, nosebleeds, breathing difficulty and nausea people living in the trailers have been complaining about.

Is there anything FEMA’s done right in the past eight years? Hell, during the recent fires here in Southern Cal, FEMA just couldn’t get by without fucking up, BY FAKING A NEWS CONFERENCE. FEMA is that buddy of yours that just has to punch his boss, even though he knows it’s wrong. The guy that has to take that girl home, even though he knows his girlfriend’s coming back from vacation any time now. Who fakes a news conference??? Is the government being run by the cast of Saturday Night Live?